Saturday, December 10, 2011

Tidbits from the Trenches

Here’s a laugher for you:
Student had to make a presentation on Deutsche Bank.  You know he called it “Douche Bank” throughout. 
Or another:
“American Airlines should try to avoid bankruptcy by remaining profitable.”
“I know I may fail English 101, but I had to put my time and effort into my important classes.”
And finally:
“I used to be a nursing major. Then I switched to social work. But now I want to be an English major. My mom is mad, though.  She said, ‘You’re climbing DOWN the ladder of earning – you’ll never get a worthwhile job with a background in English.’”

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